Back on my Lupin and Lt. Oscar bullshit, have an AMV that’s almost a year old.
I’m gonna write a video essay love letter to him soon.
Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
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Some recent gems:
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Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.
you can’t even begin to understand how many cool girls there are out there. How fucking many of them are out there.
eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime
where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave
fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist
dear god we boogified scharcookie boards
bougeie-fied
nobody fucking look at me
My father kept telling people I was going to Chicago to see "the Fall Out Boys" and I had to keep saying, "No. Fall Out Boy. Singular," and he was so confused, like, "But aren't there multiple boys in the band????"
Another story about my father and Fall Out Boy: I didn't recognize the song "Lake Shore Drive," so after the concert I was talking to my dad and I was like, "Oh, Fall Out Boy played a song last night I didn't know, I was wondering if you knew it." And he goes, "I don't know many Fall Out Boy songs."
And I get why he would assume Fall Out Boy played a Fall Out Boy song at their concert, but honestly, the idea that Fall Out Boy played a Fall Out Boy song and that I didn't know it. Hahahahha, I looked at him and was like, "Dad. It's not a Fall Out Boy song. If it was a Fall Out Boy song, I would know it. I would not need your help identifying any Fall Out Boy songs." lol
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective
Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it
I forgot that the cat can hear shit
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
dating and relationships are the ultimate “you cringe you lose” compilation
sounds like a joke post but unironically one of the first hurdles to forming healthy happy relationships is to learn to suppress the impulse to go “eww lame” about stuff that partners or potential partners are into.
the chances of meeting someone who isn’t into at least a few things you think are really really lame is very slim, and instead of chasing after the dream of meeting somebody who only, exclusively, likes stuff you also like, it’s better to just like. learn to be more chill about people liking stuff you don’t, and hope that they’ll return the favor and be chill about you liking stuff they don’t.
alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.
we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!
here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.
and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.
and y'know what? good call on that one guys.
Anonymous asked:
Would you be willing to post your sidlink drawing from twitter a few days ago here too?
xruffyx answered:
mmmm sure ahaha
they should invent a life that is liveable and a sleep that comes easy and a winter that doesn't feel like decay and a spring that doesn't feel like the past and a head that doesn't hurt and a heart that doesn't sit in your chest like a rock and a body that doesn't hate you and a hometown that doesn't make you lose your mind and a university that won't kill you they should invent a me that is normal I think that would be really neat. ok good night I love you